Priceless

What I have learned about being a Mommy (so far)...............

• "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and "Roseanne" are on NickAtNite, pretty much ALL nite.

  Info-mercials start about 3:00 each morning. Bowflex anyone??

  A Poopy diaper can awake you from a sound sleep.

  Making bottles in the middle of the night with your eyes half open is easier than it sounds.

  Sleeping for more than 2 hours at a time is a gift.

  Going to the bathroom without a 1 month crying is also a gift.

  Taking a shower is a gift............. (notice a trend?)

  Spitting up is inevitable.

  Giving a 1 month old a bath at 4:30 in the morning b/c he just hurled formula all over himself and you is a Gift. Yes, I said a gift.

Watching your little boy smile at you for no particular reason at 2:00 in the morning, AND taking great pride in it and smiling back............ PRICELESS!!!